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In which Claire meets a better friend than the Bitchy Commitee...whom she ditches...repeatedly throughout the series. And the Blockhead stalks her crush and the bullying continues at a sleepover.

(Note to the mods: please ignore and reject the my last attempt at posting this. I didn't know hitting enter when I was typing out the tags would result in posting it, I thought it'd just get me the full tag).


Octavian Country Day School: The Cafe )

Octavian Country Day School: The Cafe )

Octavian Country Day School : First-Floor Bathroom )
 



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Wow. It's been a while. A lot has happened, on a personal and global level. I got and lost a new job, decided to go back to university, even went on a few dates, and just when I thought I was starting to get my life together, bam! A pandemic. Well, at least with all the time I'm spending indoors, I have plenty of time for sporking and writing.


Octavian Country Day School: The Cafe )


Octavian Country Day School: The Cafe )


Briarwood Academy: Hidden in the Bushes )


Octavian Country Day School: First-Floor Bathroom )





The Block Estate: Main House )


The Block Estate: The Kitchen Pantry )



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I’m back.

I know it feels like I dropped off the face of the planet but I’m not dead. Work was eating me alive and when you combine that with moving houses and a new pet, that left everyone with a very tired and very unmotivated Annika who didn’t want to spork anything.

But I’m here now; I've returned, and ’m more energetic and fired up than usual and it looks like it's going to stay that way, so let’s do this.

WARNING: This entry contains some of the worst chapters so far, due to its depiction of bullying and body shaming, which is played for laughs. Yeah. Tread with caution.

 

The Guest House: Kitchen )

 

The Range Rover: First Class Section )

 

The Range Rover: Octavian Country Day School )

 

Octavian Country Day School: The Starbucks Kiosk )

  

Octavian Country Day School: Art Class )
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It all goes downhill after Massive Blockhead meets Claire. The first one even made me write an alternate version of how I wish it went. 
 
The Block Estate: Massie's Bedroom )


Later...
 

The Block Estate: The Driveway )


 Later...

 

The Block Estate: Massie's Bedroom )

 Later...

The Guesthouse: Claire's Bedroom )



It goes even more downhill on the way to, and at OCD; it goes downhill at an exponential rate. If you were ever picked on in school, you're not going to like my next sporking. 
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We start off pretty mundanely, where we meet Massie Block/Massive Blockhead in the... 

The Block Estate: The Kitchen )

The next day... 


The Block Estate: Top of the Stairs )

That was my first sporking. How do you think I did? Was I too easy on Massie at times? Was it a bore to read? Do I need new jokes? What sort of new counters do I need? I'm always open for critiques; I'm always open to hearing that I did something wrong and that I could do better. 

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